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World Trade Center 7 and the NIST Report Must Read - Good Call - A quote...."It now appears likely that Bush is cleaning up the remaining unsolved mysteries before he heads to Crawford, Texas. Bush knows well enough that he cannot be prosecuted criminally while still in office. However, The Federalist Papers, a collection of eighty-five essays written by James Madison, Alexander Hamilton, and John Jay, sets the precedent for prosecution after a president leaves office. Now that the Anthrax attacks have identified a villain, the remaining mysteries to clear-up are the following: The mysterious collapse of WTC Building Seven in the late afternoon of September 11, 2001, and the hide and seek game with Osama Bin Laden. The remaining events will surely be cleared-up in the coming weeks, as well as low gas prices, so the torch can be passed to John McCain, so the same story, with the same theme and plot, can be continued for the next one hundred years, until all of the oil is drained from the Middle Eastern spigot.” 9/11 the Sequel - Return of the Jihadi™ 08-23-08 - revised 08-27-08 mpg. Yes, the author is absolutely correct. Our elites are very busy tidying up any embarrassingly messy or loose ends regarding this ten year cycle of "event" production while closing out the books on this decade in preparation for the next, it's why all you viewers out there are now being treated to the hilarious and sublimely ridiculous "Anthrax & Ivins" saga. It's a tearful tale of a lone, confused, genius who somehow, "all by himself", used a "magical flask" to create some deadlier than usual "fairy dust" – “fairy dust” which tested and acted just like the hard to manufacture, highly expensive variety. This paradox of a difficult to manufacture "fairy dust" impossibly made by one lone individual was only explained when the powerful sorcerers at Sandia Labs secretly working over seven years finally discovered a "new method" of analyzing this deadly concoction. Whereupon as required in all good fairy tales, the dreaded villain promptly met his fate, filled with remorse over his deeds while relentlessly being tracked down by our intrepid pursuers he took his own life, making a neat and tidy end to the whole affair. Although such a tried and true plot device as suicide seems a little tacky and predictable, after all its been used so often and so repeatedly in these sorts of dramas that its become passé, (the DC Madam of Enticement who was found hanging of shame because of her famous evil spell book, filed with scurrilous rumors of our lords and ladies of Washington, and many similar episodes comes to mind) it still did not detract from the tales overall effectiveness. This highly entertaining saga is currently being shown on many mass-faux-infotainment outlets near you. This inventive tale of detective work was produced by none other than the fabulous FBI boys who brought you such other wonderful heartwarming tales as “Back Off The bin-Ladens, They’re Our Friends” and the emotionally stirring, Emmy Award winning, “Flights to Freedom” series, also featuring the bin-Ladens and guest staring the Saudi Royals. And of course while our fun loving wealthy elites are treating us to such wonderful productions as “Anthrax & Ivins”, they’re also distributing the even more hilarious Nebula Award winning work of sheer lunacy titled “The New Phenomenon That Ate WTC-7" produced by those scientifically incompetent, but fun loving fantasists at NIST. Now admittedly they had several prior productions that were panned by their ever so critical public, who for whatever reason expected a “reality TV show” or (gasp) some sort of turgid and boring documentary, but the happy go-lucky folks at NIST came through with flying colors this time around totally ignoring their critics and producing such a spectacular work of fiction that it will be remembered long after its producers have left their careers behind them. But the author shown above is incorrect in one respect, given that there’s no obvious or discernable difference between the Demo or Repub divisions of DemoRepub Productions Incorporated-DRPI™, this energetic effort to tidy up these unseemly loose ends is not only for the benefit of well known actor, action-hero, "Mad Dog McCain”, but also for the most likely alternate star, the suave and sophisticated “Bombs Away O-Bomb-a” Both of them will now be free, after whichever is selected in the upcoming National American Idol Beauty Contest, to take the lead in what had heretofore only been secretly rumored, but can now be revealed by this website editor. That’s right folks, special event industry insiders have hinted to several knowledgeable sources in the entertainment business that the long anticipated “9/11 the Sequel – Return of the Jihadi™” may finally go into production. The sequel will star the usual hordes of unidentifiable extras leased from Casting Individuals Associates (CIA), funded by the same wonderful Saudi Royals that brought you that first spectacular production which profoundly changed the mass-infotainment industry forever, and as usual, the hired extras will be ready and willing to do their utmost level best to thrill audiences everywhere. Yes folks, the first “9/11 – Freedom Hating Cave Dwelling Malcontents™” was such an outstanding success and made such enormous sums of money for it’s producers, Neo-conned Inc., the deep-pocketed Movies Industrial Complex (MIC) and the Oil Brothers that they’ve decided to treat us all to another go around. Now keep in mind folks, this sequel hasn’t been produced yet, it’s only in the initial stages of the production process and financing and secrecy are the keys to this sort of activity. So remember, mums the word, everyone should congratulate the FBI boys and those fun loving scientific incompetents over at NIST on their other wonderful productions along with the enormous help they've already provided in bringing "9/11 – Freedom Hating Cave Dwelling Malcontents™", to infotainment outlets everywhere, kudos and congratulations all around of course. But it's very important that there's no peeking or poking around regarding how they helped produce that first amazingly thrilling episode or how they’re going to help the MIC, Neo-conned Inc., or the Oil Brothers produce “9/11 the Sequel”. Remember it could ruin everything. So enjoy people, you now have two stellar works of fiction that should last you throughout the remainder of this mass-faux-infotainment season well until the scheduled release of the next event “9/11 the Sequel - Return of the Jihadi™” sometime in 2009 through 2011. – mpg For more regarding this issue see....You Have a Choice - Democracy or Empire - 07-24-08 - mpg And....Obama, the Yang to Bush's Yin - 06-20-08 - mpg And....The Great Game - In 3D - 06-15-08 - mpg |