| Amerika, You Been Busted!! (a.k.a. an Osama-Hoax Smack-Down - or - How Amerika Went Full-Retard) 05-14-11 mpg Well Amerika you must be really smug right about now, heh? You got'em is that correct? You're thrilled that you killed and Osama got drilled, does that about sum it up? You're all soooooooooo smart, a bunch of gawd-dang, freaking, geniuses ain't that right? Sure there are those conspiracy nuts out there who are demanding Obama show us the photos of the "dead" Osama, but all you true Amerikans believe our glorious president when he says, tearfully, with a choked voice, that he can't release the photos of the "dead" Osama because "it would offend Muslim sensibilities". After dumping his body into the sea of course. Why Obama's just so sensitive, isn't he.....(wag your little pinkie in the air). Remember it's all about the photos of the "dead" Osama, you know the guy that was so vain he liked to watch videos of himself on TV. But we can't show any photos of the "dead" Osama, because they're bad photos, they're gross photos, they're nasty photos. Remember that, just keep saying that to yourselves, keep saying it's a contest between those who want to see the photos of the "dead" Osama, versus, those reasonable, kind-hearted people who just want to protect "Muslim sensibilities" and not release any photos of the "dead" Osama. Just keep repeating that "fact", that "frame" of reference over, and over and over and over to yourselves, like some sort of sick mantra, just as the mass media has been doing EVERY SINGLE DAY for the last TWO WEEKS!! Don't you want to support your fearless leader during this controversy, don't you want to say it doesn't matter HIS decision not to release any photos of the "dead" Osama is causing all kinds of doubts about the official narrative, about HIS veracity, about HIS leadership, about HIS word. After all, if HE'S willing to incur all this controversy, if HE - your divine Emperor - is willing to stand up for what HE believes to be right and protect us all from those ghastly, ugly, grisly, photos of the "dead" Osama, if HE, The Anointed One, The Pope of Hope, The Chanter of Change, The Man From Planet Krypton, and HIS nation, and HIS minions, and HIS people, are willing to endure all the doubts, all the naysayers, all the slanders, all the questions, all the speculations HIS "principled stand" raises....than you should support him, ain't that right? Sure, they say they captured over a MILLION documents, that they have thousands of CDs, photos, videos, (even porno videos), and sure, no doubt Osama, who was supposedly so vain he liked to watch himself on TV, had hundreds of photos, perhaps thousands of photos, of himself in that compound, with his "son", and his "wives", running around.....alive. And lets not forget the 25 SEAL cameras video taping him....running around the compound....alive....before he wasn't. Ain't that right? Oh, oh.....you know what's coming don't you? You're beginning to get that sinking feeling in the pit of you stomach ain't that right Amerika? If not, think about it for awhile.... Do you need some more time? Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock...... Well time's up and you know what Amerika.....you're stupid, not just the regular "Aw shucks I left my keys in the car for the fifth time" stupid, or the " I don't know who this country declared independence from", really stupid, or the abysmal "I can't remember if Obama broke every single promise, so I'll vote for him again anyway." stupendously stupid. Nope, not for you Amerika, no, what you are is the totally thick as a brick, cross eyed, drooling, ape-like, moronic, lip smacking, depends wearing, pork rind munching, butt scratching "I banged my head against the wall fifty times and I still don't know why it's hurting." stupid, or the even worse "My community just handed thirty trillion dollars to a bunch of filthy rich Banksters and we don't know why we're suddenly so incredibly poor." stupid.....Yeah Amerika --- you're that kind of stupid! Not one photo.....NOT ONE!!!! Released of him alive in the compound. After fourteen days of unnecessary controversy -- not ONE photo released of him alive in that compound!! A compound he supposedly lived in for YEARS!! Ahhhh-ahhhhhh!!! TOO LATE TO DO SO NOW!!! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING IT!!! Uh-uh, no way folks, you and your little greasy Emperor don't get to just go run down to the photo lab and cook up a batch of photos after the fact!! It's way too late for that and it don't matter if you release a million photos now, you had your chance.....and you, and your Emperor, BLEW IT! -- You and your Emperor just spent two whole weeks jerking the ENTIRE world around with that lame-brain, flimsy excuse of "Muslim sensibilities" and all that spin about "dead" Osama photos, and YOU ain't getting away with it anymore! What a pathetically lousy psyop this was, only the CIA could've been stupid enough to think this little scheme up. What was the idea, release a few badly doctored images to get everyone looking for the "dead" Osama photos when they should have been looking for the last ENTIRE DECADE'S worth of "live" Osama photos, of which their are none to be found!!! How childish, how infantile and how typically arrogant. The plan of course was when the expertly done photos of the "dead" Osama were finally released, everyone would've breathed a sigh of relief and forgotten all about the last entire decade's worth of "live" Osama photos that went missing, ain't that right? Out of sight, out of mind, was that the idea? Or was it your Emperor's favorite phrase of "lets put it all behind us" that made you think you could get away with this stupid little scam? And please Amerika, if you think that less than a dozen, cheesy, tacky, poorly made, obviously fake, SITE Intel video and audio tapes which comprise basically the ENTIRE "bin Laden collection™" constitutes anything more than your collective sick and twisted fantasies, you're not only grossly stupid, you're also dangerously deluded. Amerika is like some sort of skanky, diseased, degenerate, low-life, crack-whore. She'll swallow anything, all the time, anywhere, no matter how disgusting it is, no matter how vile it is, on behalf of the uber-parasites. Than she'll look up at them, out of her disheveled, aged lined face, from underneath her matted greasy hair, smiling her toothless drooling grin, wearing her tattered thread-bare clothing....with gratitude for the swill she just swallowed. What a disgusting sight it is to see. So
lets
do
a little speculating in these next three paragraphs shall
we? Using all the known facts of
course. Osama regrettably died in 2001, missing him desperately
for their wars of conquest Amerika went out and found a look alike in
Pakistan. Perhaps Amerika
even found him a nice safe house right next to one of Pakistan's
military establishments Although the few, poor, grainy, videos
this look alike
produced
were idiotic, even with the help he got from watching Osama on TV, (as
shown
in
the
video
that
was
released of him), SITE
Intel was perfectly
willing
to pass them along to the presstitutes of this nation who were
perfectly
willing to trumpet them everywhere to everyone.
The look alike would have been told to maintain his cover for plausibility, perhaps to even tell the "wives" he acquired after he was hired to play Osama the deep dark secret that he was the dreaded Osama bin Laden, which would explain why he was living as a recluse, receiving secret support, cash payments, infrequent visits from foreign strangers and occasional acting work. Until one day something went wrong. Was it Raymond Davis, his last contact that screwed up. Did the Pakies find out about this little scheme from Davis. Realizing what a delicious opportunity this would be to get oodles of dough from Amerika they went to confront our little Osama look alike? Perhaps in a helicopter that got shot down? Whereupon in a panic, Obama sent the SEALS in with the express order, which has already been publicly acknowledged, to shoot to kill this poor little actor and not take him prisoner. After which they dumped his body into the sea, demolished his house, and tried to turn this total fiasco to their advantage by claiming they "found millions of documents"? The best you Amerikans can do now is hang your heads in collective shame, and say with that typically dumb-ass, goofy, grin you always wear plastered on your collective faces, that the videos the SEALS took of this guy, while he was still alive, got eaten by the White House dog, and somehow, in all those millions of files, and thousands of CDs, and hundreds of videos, and pictures, and photos scattered throughout the entire house (which you and your Emperor ordered demolished)....there wasn't one single photo of Osama bin Laden alive in that compound. Or alive anywhere else for that matter. Of course everybody throughout the entire world will know you're a bunch of stupid-ass liars. But that's just too fucking bad for all of you. You been BUSTED!! So get it straight folks, Osama bin Laden died in 2001 and as a community, a country, and a people, you been made to look like the world's biggest bunch of crack-whores for believing this silly hoax. - mpg |