Brought to you by the same talented Euro-Kazarians in charge of Hollywood, and Mass Media Networks world wide.  The outstanding, professionally produced, with even more thrills, spills and chills than before, and starring the same evil villains you've all been taught to hate and fear....

"CHARLIE HEBDO II" -- THE SEQUEL!! 

Featuring the same spectacular all star cast you've come to know and love.  More tearful tales of woe, heart stirring denunciations led by the Euro-Kazarian main stream media networks to be repeatedly echoed, verbatim, by national leaders across the planet.  World wide protests against this, the newest, most vicious attack on "freedom of the press" and the same outstanding 24/7, non-stop, endless, relentless, wall-to-wall, in-your-face, inescapable, coverage you've always come to expect from the Euro-Kazarians' mass media networks, followed by, hold on to your hats folks....A NEW PLOT TWIST!!  

A nation wide search for this dastardly villain who somehow got away!!

This could extend the entire season for months with town after town being terrorized by this fiend as he flees to escape justice!! 

It'll feature exposes of everyone's close brush with death, where this monster stays, who he meets, what he does, along with the usual breathless man-on-the-street fear inducing  interviews. You'll be able to tune in every day for the next thrilling episode until he's caught!

Toward the end of the chase (and this really isn't a plot spoiler) what you can all look forward to, and what has always been scripted in every one of these thrilling docudramas to date, will be the villain's spectacular demise as he's riddled with bullets from our glorious forces defending "press freedom"!!

And of course the best part will be the epilogue, more laws to "protect" the people!!

It will be discovered that this dastardly villain got all his evil ideas not from the billions of dollars funneled into radical Wahhabist Madrases world wide every year by the Saudi Parasitical family. Nor from the billions of dollars funneled every year into the hundreds of Wahhabist terrorist....'scuse this website editor.....the hundreds of "freedom fighter" organizations supported by our governments. No, this vicious "lone wolf" fiend obtained his radical, terrorist ideology from that pernicious, out of control, terrorist breeding ground known by many as....the world wide web. 

Yes, it's true, the "web" is a competitor, and is currently completely destroying the Euro-Kazarian's mass-media control over information across this planet.

That fact however, is simply a totally unrelated coincidence, and does not negate the necessity  that this diabolical evil network called the "world wide web", this spawner of "lone wolf terrorists" everywhere, will have to be completely and permanently shut-down, not only for the good of us all....

But most importantly, (sob....) to vigorously defend, (another choked, muffled, sob....)

...."the freedom of the press!"

Yes, that's right, the web must be totally shut down forever, to defend "the freedom of the press!!"

Brings one (sniffle....) to tears doesn't it?  A rollicking tale of defeated evil followed by a happy, proactive, action-oriented, triumphal ending. (Another muffled sob....) 

Sigh....the best of Hollywood, and the Euro-Kazarian owned networks, brought to you by those who truly care for your welfare, those who deservedly rule over all of you.

Isn't it all just so outstandingly wonderful!?!? - mpg